- White House announces Bush to take unexpected Fall vacation to Texas ranch — will clear brush, then load Niji waterbrushes. Harriet Meier comments: “He’s a supercool watercolorist”. Bush comment: “Drawrin’….it’s haaard.”
- House leaders go on 12-hour Sketchcrawl through underprivileged D.C. neighborhoods. Return exhausted with full sketchbooks and new urban reform legislation.
- Donald Trump misses ‘Apprentice’ taping; found, 24K gold Mont Blanc Diplomat fountain pen in hand, drawing wetland area where he had proposed sprawling new development.
- 50 Cent releases new album, 200 Sketches of My Bentleys.
- Intelligent design advocates and evolutionary biologists recess trial for the day, adjourn to local zoo to draw marsupials.
- Vice President Dick Cheney rearranges schedule, spends afternoon finger painting with 1st and 2nd graders in Iraqi elementary school.
- Martha Stewart Drawing wins MPA Excellence Award for magazines over 1 million subscribers.
- CEOs of Detroit’s Big Three plan six-day cycling tour through Alaskan wilderness. Daimler-Chrysler CEO reportedly packs three separate watercolor books.
- Paris Hilton announces new reality show, The Radically Simple Life. Will be spending one month living in underground kiva with d.price, drawing Oregon rural areas.
- Former FEMA head, Michael Brown, returns to first love — drawing racehorses.
- Apple releases the iPod Dano — has built-in drawing tablet, wireless connections allows for instant uploading of blog entries.
